This is gonna be a pointless entry. So shoooo to those without any sense of humour. Heh.
Anyway there's two stories that i wanna share for today. And it all have to do with my adorable (yet so blur!) cousin.
Ok the first story happened a few weeks ago. I was accompanying her to buy cigarettes. Then i just got this urge to disturb her. So here it goes.
Her: Uncle, one packet of *** please.
Shopkeeper: Ok that will be $8.90.
Me to nobody: *cough* IC, *cough* IC
Then the uncle upon hearing me saying that demand to take a look at my cousin's IC. I was laughing hysterically! And poor cousin have to take out her IC when she's like bloody 23 already! Muahahahaha!! Should take a look at her face. If she has a gun with her that day, i swear she will surely shoot me in the head at that very moment!
Second story.
This happened just today. Me and the two cousins were talking. Then the topic of Paris Hilton came out. He was talking about this story of how Miss Hilton happily bought this "One night in Paris" video for her 14 years old cousin.
He: Have you heard about the "One night in Paris" before?
She: Huh?
Me & He: Muahahahahahahahah!!!
Me: Seriously no??
She: Huh? What's that?
He: Imagine ****** in you.
She: In me? Noooooooooooo..Neverrrrrrr...Can't what???
At this point she still doesn't get it.
Me & He: Muahahahahahaha!!
She: Huh?
Me: * Censored* --> Explaining word by word. Layman term.
After a while, she finally got it. And we continue laughing from now on. So blur. Haizzz. Hah!
So that's my cousin for you. So funny. I guess the three of us are la anyway. Hah.
Balaclava..
That's my Macdonald..
Mirror image? *Ok that isn't a bulging stomach. That's just the jacket doing some tricks on your eyes*
Baby "Samaire" part 1..
Baby "Samaire" part 2..
Bilik bujang..supa-messy..hahah..
My living room!!
PS. Some of the pictures uploaded here was taken just for fun. Got nothing else to take anyway. Haha!
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